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You can easily make your uninvited guests leave by following the subtle suggestions stated below. However, don't hesitate being creative!
1. Ask your dog for help. The more aggressive and bigger it is, the better it is for you. When your guests come in, whisper a few words to your dog's ears so that it understands that you don't enjoy their visit much.
2. Cook meals that have a bad smell. And don't open the windows. If your guests bear this 'natural' smell, change your perfume with a very cheap one.
3. Tell your guests that you and your family need to go out. Just tell them: "We're sorry, but we need to pick up our uncle from the bus station," or "We must go to a very important meeting. Can we meet some other day?"
4. Get some very uncomfortable chairs for your guests and don't let them change their seats. When they get nervous and unable to focus on the conversation, you can be sure you're winning.
5. When it's getting late, tell them about the recent incidents that happened on your street, like "someone was severely beaten and killed." In the end, tell them in a friendly voice that if you were in their place, you would go back home before it darkens outside.
6. If you have a naughty boy, introduce him to your guests and ask him to play with them. If your child also happens to be very tired, he will probably annoy them very much and they will think it's better to return home.
7. Disagree with them all the time. Don't agree with them even if you are sure they are right. Your guests will feel irritated and won't feel like talking anymore.
8. Scold their children. If they have brought their children with them, don't spoil them by giving them candies, chocolate and ice cream. Complain about their naughty behavior.
9. Clean while your uninvited guests are still there. Make them stand up and don't let them sit anywhere- let them get tired.
10. Talk to your female guests about feminity. Use words like: "You haven't lost any weight, my dear," "What a weird hairstyle you have," or "Do you always wear this old dress?"
11. Pretend that you are sick and tell them it's contagious. Your guests will probably avoid the risk of getting sick and will decide to leave immediately.
12. When uninvited guests knock on your door, just don't open the door. It's the easiest and simplest way to get rid of them, and you will avoid any further complications as well.
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